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A day for celebrating all things cheese related.
Right fellow tax dodgers, tis cheese day. Let us celebrate this by going t'pub and partaking of t'apple.
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On December 19th, it’s national give a ginger some cheese day. The titles pretty self explanatory.
Ginger 1: OMG it’s national give a ginger some cheese day tomorrow I can’t wait!
Ginger 2: I know! I love cheese!
National Cheese-It Day is a day where one can eat Cheese-Its, make food with them, or have a food fight with them. This day is made for Cheese-It fun! Oh, and it's also the day where you can go cow tipping.
I'm going to have a food fight on National Cheese-It Day!
Holiday that takes place on April 3rd of every year, or 3 days later if the holiday falls on a weekend. On this day, if an IT or similar worker in the high-technology industry has been good all year, the cheese weasel(not to be confused with the Wisconsin party band "The Cheese Weasels") will leave a piece of cheese(originally a slice of Kraft American, but has since become more commonplace to use any cheese) under the keyboard for said worker to find in the morning. Although the holiday's origin is murky, its tradition can be traced as far back as 1992 when a weasel was spotted carrying a Kraft Single. As Hallmark and The American Dairy Association are unaware of this holiday, it remains mostly non-commercial and is less well known than other mascot-visits-all-the-good-boys-and-girls holidays. Cheese weasel day also has its own song (which consequently has no known tune).
Official site is here: http://cheeseweaselday.com/
Fred: "Hey Bob, looks like you've been a good little IT guy this year."
Bob: "How you figure?"
Fred:***Points at Kraft Single under Bob's keyboard** "Why, you got visited by the cheese weasel of course! Don't you know its cheese weasel day?"
Bob: "Wow I completely forgot! I guess I have been good this year."
***Proceeds to eat the cheese**
Song:
“Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He’s not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird,
He’s the Cheese Weasel
He’s got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn’t bring fish, and he
Doesn’t bring beef
So you’d better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel.”
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on December 7 yeet your box of cheese crackers.
Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers”
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”
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The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
the day in which my friend Rory makes a grilled cheese sandwich, it is considered a holiday to those who love Rory, it shows that life is worth LIVING BRO.jpg
Rory: GOD I LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
me: happy rory eats a grilled cheese day
Rory: yes to all those who celebrate it ♥︎