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A penis that is wider than it is long. People that have cheesewheel's are usually disgruntled and like corn. Hank Fox has a cheesewheel.
God, look at that stupid redneck Hank.
He has such a large cheesewheel
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1. A puffy and kind of stunned looking frat boy who probably wears polo shirts and listens to cock-rock. "Dude, you know the best man always bangs the maid of honour," is a common utterance of the cheesewheel; a cretinous twat-waffle; a male, bloated in both body and hair; a suburban mouth-breather.
2. A male child without a hope of ever being mistaken for intelligent, i.e., a little cheese.
"Check out the cheesewheel. A rare find in the museum. I gather he must have stumbled confusedly through the entrance after a clumsy attempt to 'pound' his own reflection in the glass of the door. What a fucking cheese."
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A dick that resembles a cheesewheel.
It is a chode, but much wider.
"My cheesewheel is so wide, i gotta jack off like a DJ!"
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When a person's dick is relatively short in length but the width is phenomenal. Usually the width is at least 4 times the lengths. A synonym for CheeseWheel is panty wetter.
You oughta seen this guy, his dick was 2 inches long but like a foot long, like a CheeseWheel!!!
The act of trying to perform auto-felatio on one's self. Usally done in a sommersault style.
I pulled a muscle in my neck while cheesewheeling.
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A item that can be eaten in large quantities in small periods of time to heal one's body.
Omfg mate, I ate like 60 CheeseWheels last night in skyrim!
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When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.
Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick
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