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We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year
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Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.
Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
The messiah formed from cheese.
Cheesus Christ! I just stubbed my toe!
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A God at Gaming, simply put it; He is the God of Cheese and a God at Gaming.
Bill: Have you heard of Cheesus Christ?
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay
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Cheesus Christ, the savior of mice
A: I was praying to Cheesus Christ yesterday
B: Didn't know you were a mouser?
Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.
Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man