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When you eat a steaming bowl of lard, until it gives you diarrhea. Thus lubing your ass properly for gay anal sex. Giving you a greasy poo lube.
You need to eat the chef's special so your butt will be all warm and greasy for your boyfriend later.
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when you cum in someone's mouth and there's a little bit of blood in it as well
Girl: "IS THAT BLOOD IN YOUR CUM WTF, ARE YOU DYING, AM I GONNA GET YOUR DISEASE NOW EWWW"
Guy: "Thought I'd serve you the chef's special tonight ;)"
Girl: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR YOU FREAK!"
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When someone has passed out from a 75% alcohol drink and someone else wipes their balls on their face.
Omer got served the chef’s special last night
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The daily "special" at a chinese restaurant, made by adding three scallions and a mushroom to any other sauce in the restaurant.
Don't order the chef's special sauce. It's the same as General Tso's, but probably with something extra - like celery, or botchelism.
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You get the chef's special ingredient when you have pissed off the people that handle your food the anoyed chef will something extra like sweet from his/her butt crack , pubic hair , spit , dandruf , snot and bodily fluids
She pissed off the waitress so much she asked for chef's special ingredient
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