chesidue

The synthetic greasy dusty cheesy residue that sticks to one's fingers and mouth after one consumes certain snack foods, such as Cheetos or SmartFood.

You see, Officer, I lost control of the steering wheel because my hands were coated with chesidue.

dirty chesidue

greasy amber/orange colored residue on fingers or anus caused by sexual acts of finger insertion or rimming after enjoying synthetic cheese snack foods such as cheetos.

he knew it was a good dirty chesidue night when he woke up from a dead sleep laying next to the remote control with a trace of chesidue surrounding his asshole.