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A superhuman being that inhabits the wonderful city of Chicago. They can be found anywhere in Chicago, but how do you know if you've spotted an actual Chicagoan?
First, Chicagoans love or have some sort of pride in them for Chicago. Why would you bother being a Chicagoan if you didn't like Chicago?
Second, they're actually from Chicago. Always check to make sure that whoever tells you they're from Chicago isn't actually from Naperville or some other place/suburb that is an hour away from the Loop.
Third, they are very friendly but can also be tough. They will always be loyal to anything that holds their city dear, like the sports teams. There is currently an ongoing dispute between the Chicago Cubs and the White Sox. Pick your side wisely, because once you do, you can't go back.
Lastly, if you're a Chicagoan, you will be disturbed by the gif below. Why? Because there's ketchup on that hot dog! If you're not a Chicagoan, it may seem normal to put ketchup on a hot dog, but to a Chicagoan, it's not a good thing for them.
Overall, Chicagoans are wonderful, magical humans that should be treated with great respect. If you don't I'm going to have you sentence you to 3 years in Jay Cutler's household! So be nice to Chicagoans. ✨✨✨✨
Plot twist: I'm a Chicagoan!
(Some things in this definition are satire)
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A resident who lives or was born in Chicago. They are very proud of their city, which is a beautiful one. Sometimes they will try to compare it to the greatest city in the world (New York City) which is unacceptable.
Chicagoan: Chicago is the best city in the world and New york city is not
Chinese people: oh new york!!! I love nyc, but what the fuck is a "chicago"?
Indian: Yea, I never heard of a "Chicago" before, but I'd love to visit new york!
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A person from the city of Chicago.
I had great sex with a hot female Chicagoan.
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An overbearing, usually quite overweight, pompous citizen who hails from the armpit of the Midwest-Chicago Illinois. Interests include getting drunk, using drugs, watching meaningless baseball, watching meaningless football, and dating transvestites from Wrigleyville.
That Chicagoan sure does like to boast about their crappy overrated town!
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A true Chicagoan : lives in the city, Is not stuck up, and puts mayo and hot sauce on the elotes sold at the street corner.....A suburbanites are clueless as to what the elotes man with the cart is selling. They are always bad mouthing the city but cheer for the Chicago teams and say they are from Chicago when they go to other parts of the country/world.
The man in the suit with the fancy expensive watch standing on the L platform was obviously not a Chicagoan.
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a person from the spectacular city of Chicago. A resident. Someone who knows how to party , work , and enjoy skyscrapers.
chicagoans come from chicago(aka chitown)
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To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.
You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!
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