chillaxitive

n. A tablet or capsule consumed orally in order to induce a state of chillaxation.

Hey brah, pop some chillaxitives.

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chillaxitive

a pill taken to both relax the body and help the common problem of constipation. similar to the 'chill pill' just with the added benefit similar to that of a laxitive. side-effects of the chillaxitive include; diarreah, neusea, constipation, swelling of the genitals, and pubic lice.

timmy: "omg omg omg omg i havnt taken a crap in 4 days!!!!!"

jimmy: "jeez timmy, take a chillaxitive"

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chillaxitive

marijuana weed pot

I gots to score be some kind ass, super dank chillaxitive

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Chillaxitives

Weed.

Yo you want to go get some chillaxitives and chill?

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chillaxitate

1. to be calm
2. to be in a state mental chillness
3. to hang out with friends

1. "dude im chillaxitated right now, i just want to stay here"
2. "hey man, chillaxitate its just dog"
3. "hey bro, we should chillaxitate super soon"

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Chillaxitive (copyright 2001)

its a combination of chill and relax or chillax. but put in to the verb form. a chillaxitve can also be something. what ever makes you relax- puts you in your happy place- ex. weed, sleep...

Abhi: i have 5 test tmrw im freaking out!!!
Sean: Dude juss take some chilaxitive and sit down...Bitch!

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