chipkoo

someone who always to get glued to someone or the other. Basically a bore. Its taken from the Indian word 'chipkana' i.e 'glued to'

"Nick, is such a chipkoo I wish I had never met him"

"I don't understand why this chipkoo is always after me."

chipkoo chomus

A group of chomus, who are incredibly stupid and need special help otherwise mental help. They laugh at the stupidest things and have utmost respect for potatoes. They are severely deranged and underpaid for their free comedy. A chipkoo chomu refers to one which suffers from severe delusions yet possesses a great amount of knowledge about sexual activities.

Bhopendra Pratab Rajkumar Jogi Singh Gujral is such a chipkoo chomu!
Wow, those guys are such chipkoo chomus.
Mr. Kapoor is so much like a chipkoo chomu! its incredible!!