chipmunk it

What directors say when they have a bad script, but want to make 10 year olds go wild with excitement, a tactic made famous by Alvin and the Chipmunks and the youtube user Fred (coincidentally both are horrible). All you need to do is alter the pitch, and bingo!

"Sorry Fred, but your video just isn't funny."
"No problem, I'll just chipmunk it and 10 year olds all over the world will watch it."
"Brilliant! This will be hilarious!"

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Chipmunking

The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.

"Have you studied for tomorrows exam?"
"Nah, I'm chipmunking all the lectures tonight."

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Chipmunked

When a woman felates a man to the base of his penis and then puts his balls in the sides of her cheeks as if a chipmunk has filled its mouth completely with nuts. Source: FenixDanee

Bro you wont believe it but Fenix chipmunked me last night, she took it all in no problem!

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The Chipmunk

The act of a woman putting the left and right nut in her cheeks and the penis in her mouth creating the look of a chipmunk.

John, I gave your sister The Chipmunk last night. I bet her tonsils are swollen something fierce today.

Chipmunk

When you deep throat so deep that you stick a ball in each cheek.

lauren ccould chipmunk all day long.

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Chipmunked

While performing oral sex. The balls are separated with the tongue and pushed against the cheeks.
Giving the appearance of a chipmunk.

Trevor’s mom chipmunked me last night and he is really upset about it.

chipmunk

1 (n): a small rodent, similar in shape to a squirrel, characterized by the black and white stripes on its back. Often seen on rock walls and, sometimes, playing games with cars in the middle of the road. Sometimes it loses. See pancake.

Woah, a chipmunk just scurried behind your back and went into that hole in the ground!

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