Chitterlings

Pig intestines. They smell like shit even after they are cleaned and cooked. They will make your house smell like shit, your hands and body smell like shit, and your breath smell like shit.

I can't tell you what Chitterlings taste like because I couldn't bring myself to eat something that smelled like shit.
Steve: "I heard Herb's wife left him because his breath smelled like Chitterlings"
Frank: "Whew! That's some smelly shit"

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chitterlings theory

Result of what happens to someone who learns the truth of something long after using. And then swears off of it despite the fact that it has been used over and over again most times for years.

1.) mmmmm these chitterlings are hell a good. Huh ewww I have been eating cow intestines for years and never knew. Time to stop messing with those for sure. That chitterlings theory is a mean mother!!!

2.) She is on that chitterlings theory with the cosmetics she used to use. Pore girl found out they did animal testing.

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