Anything that is relatable or could concern a person named Chloe.
Person 1: Did you hear about Chloe's birthday party? She hired circus performers.
Person 2: Yeah, that sounds pretty chloquette, honestly.
Anything that is relatable or has to do with any person named Chloe, used similarly to 'coquette'.
Person 1: Did you hear about the kid who fell asleep during the math final but got an 100?
Person 2: That would be chloquette if I weren't failing right now.