chobblehock

Conspicuous voracious rapid voluminous mastication of anything normally consumed at a reasonable or gracious pace, inviting the warning "keep hands and feet away"!

Marvin chobblehocked his entire lunch in under a minute. Sally chobblehocked that entire platter of pancakes in just 7 bites, without a fork or syrup. I just watched Maria chobblehock a whole cake by herself!