Chocolate Cracker

A more colorful choice of words to describe a wigger. White nigger.

I got car jacked the other day but it wasn't even a real chocolate. It was a chocolate cracker!

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chocolate chip cracker

The offspring of a black Jew and a white gigilo.

James: Ha ha! Look at Adam, what a chocolate chip cracker!

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Chocolate Animal Cracker

The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.

I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!

I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"

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