Choddy

Something that is lumpy in texture, usually lumps within a fluid. A period that is laden with old clotted blood would be called a choddy period. Milk that has 'gone off' and now contains a thicker cream/cheese substance amongst the 'un-turned' milk.

I was going down on a girl and her discharge was terribly choddy.

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Choddy

noun: Those commercials where celebrities or other people stand in front of a blank background and stare at the camera and they all say the same thing over and over. These commercials are really annoying and need to be stopped.

Thank god for DVR so I can fast forward through this stupid Choddy.

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choddy

n. Brit. slang from chewing gum. See spiggy. (East Lancashire, very localised, eg chong in Stoke-on-Trent, 50mi distant, spiggy in Bolton, 20m distant. Sometimes given as chuddy but this is consistent with local vowel sub-variants.

Got any choddy, I've none left. or: I've only a tanner left, it'll have to be a pack of choddy instead.

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choddie

A turd, dump, poo, shit etc.

"I'll rub your feet in a moment Grandma, i'm just off for a quick choddie"

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choddie

The piece of skin between a girls vagina and anus.

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Choddy Fig

Absolutely anything you want it to mean.

" that boy is such a choddy fig"

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