choditious

Cho·di·shus

adjective

A word to describe someone's chode like behavior.

"when you realize how choditious these scenarios are, you will have to laugh"

Choditis

A diagnosis in which an individual is considered highly unattractive due to the absence of a 'real dick,' and instead have a chode.

*For an example of an unattractive chode, please see jumble chode

'Sir, I am afraid you have Choditis.' --No Doctor Ever.