Chookle

When you chuckle so bad you start choking.

The joke made me chookle. -Alex

Chookl

A chookl is an offspring of a duck and chicken. Genetic scans revealed that chooklś are also part anime girl (FYI). They descended from cavemen in 67 B.C.E.. The first report of a chookl was found in Antarctica. They like to live hot and dry places, like text messages and hardwood floors. A group of them is called a chocolate. They make a distinct croak that sounds like “blurp!” It is highly aggressive, but if you manage to have it grab your attention, it will probably flirt with you. It’s diet consists of mainly humans. One of it’s favorite snacks is the left pinky of small children, typically around the age of 1-5. They are commonly found in dumplings, cars, and air vents. They are very strong, being able to withstand extreme temperatures, disease and viruses, and even 10000 feet drops! Their blood cells contain a strong shield that traps viruses and coats them with carbon dioxide, killing the virus. When attacking, they slice the ankles of children and swallow them whole. Their jaws can extend to a tiny 1 foot tall. They have canine teeth lining their bills. They have sharps claws that can cut through metal and human flesh. They are usually yellow, but are rarely rainbow tie-dye. They are also venomous. Their venom sack is located near their neck, where they will spit toxic acid that burns most flammable materials. They also have a super ability to change their body temperature to extreme levels to make up for their low oxygen levels.

A Chookl will bite you furiously.

chookle

what my 5 year old cousin calls his penis.

"After I go to the toilet, I wipe my chookle!"

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