Chorfing

The feeling of blue balls. Wanting to throw up, poo, and finish all at one time, but knowing that it will only lead to more suffering.

Dude, I was getting a fatty BJ yesterday, and the girl didn't finish me. I was chorfing for hours.

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chorf

An acronym for "CHrist On a Rabbit Farm". Variation of "Christ on a popsicle stick" or "Christ on a rubber raft".

"Chorf, kids, get in the car already!"

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Chorfing

The act of getting a cut or a wound and jerking off to completion then ejaculating semen into the wound.

Friend 1:"Ow dude I just scraped my knee."
Friend 2:"Hold on let's try chorfing."