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Town in central Lancashire, in the United Kingdom. The town proclaims itself to be "Lancashire's Biggest Little Market Town." The town was made famous by repeated references to it by comedian Peter Kay in his stand up shows and his TV programmes "That Peter Kay Thing," "Phoenix Nights" and "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere."
The radio station mentioned in the shows, Chorley FM, is fictional and does not exist. However, there have been temporary licenses in the area broadcasting under the name following the programme's success.
Chorley is also famous for its Chorley Cakes, far superior to the nearby Eccles cakes.
You're listening to Chorley FM - where the listener comes first!
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a town in lancashire where u will most likely find sketty bums running around the back alleys swigging sum echo falls next to a wheelie bin 🥰
want to go chorley , not really don’t want to be offered to go down a back alley for a gang bang luv
A derisive name given to a male who has strange sexual fetishes, in particularly wanting to break the pelvis of a girl. This kind of person should be avoided, at all costs.
"Have you heard about that guy? Apparently he likes to jizz onto windows."
"Woah that's sick!! Well, he is Chorley..."
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Stolen property, of a limited risk to ones freedom.
"i got a load of trainers, good stuff, a bit chorley..."
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Similar to Pigeon Chess When your opponent is slow and dim-witted and loses every time, but will knock over the pieces and declare victory regardless of how badly they've lost.
i Provided Greg With an objective definition , but he just refused it as valid and said he won, and I lost, and the debate became a game of Chorley Chess
The name of a fictional radio station used as the 'sponsor' of Max And Paddy's Road to Nowhere
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As a result of one of the Chorley FM taglines used in Max And Paddy ("Coming in your ears"), giving a 'Chorley FM' is the act of ejaculated into a womans ear after receiving oral sex
Chorley FM - Where the listener comes first
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She has pretty low self esteem so let him give her a Chorley FM
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A prison for kids that feeds them shit and screams for having ankle socks
girl: *wears white socks*
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*
Holy cross high school chorley
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