Chrig

Type of human that is long and skinny. Very computer savvy, can build a computer in under a world record 20 minutes. Will use that computer to crunch the shit out of numbers. Can do it while baked too.

Likes: Poker, weed, kaz’s house, smoking weed at kaz’s house, Roofus
Dislikes: Arm day, chest day, leg day, alabama

Kaz: I saw chrig try to stick his dick in the usb port on his computer. There was literally nothing on the monitor. Prob gonna smoke and chill with him later

Chrig

short for "Chrig my Nig"
meaning Chrig is white but has a penis like a black guy(nig)

random girl: omg i had drunken sex with Chrig my Nig last night and now my crotch is sore

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