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To dress up in a batman outfit and beat up your family members.
"fuck with me one more time and ima go christian bale 4real motherfucker!"
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If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.
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Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.
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Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.
You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.
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The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.
I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.
But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
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A slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (masturbates).
I got home and she'd already Christian Baled herself.
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Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.
If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.
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