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someone who
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
man did you see that christobeer try to use the GPS? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
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Badass catholic that does not give a shit or fuck about nothing don’t mess which this Mexican
Is that Christobal
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A slang spanglish word for Christopher.
Ian: CHRISTOBER!
Chris: What!
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When you are doing someone in bed, and they let you get through into them because they cannot block your private area from getting into their genetalia, like Huet cannot stop a puck from getting into his goal
Christobal Huet Goal Net sex hockey doing it
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Christobals are one of the wildest, genuine, and most charming people you will ever meet. Looking for someone to run with bits and make you laugh one minute and then listen to you vent about your day? He’s your guy.
While Christobals will often come in hot with ridiculous takes, when he gives you advice you should listen and take notes, because he will always tell you what you need to hear, even if it’s not what you think you wanted.
Be careful about bringing Christobals back to your house to play video games or hang, though. Christobals are charming as hell and could charm the ring off a milf’s finger (hide your wife, hide your mom, hide your sisters).
If you find a Christobal make sure you talk to him, because your life will only get better having known him.
“Did you hear that guy in class say he could box a bear and win? There’s no way.”
“Oh, you mean Christobal?”
“Did you hear about that big sale Derrick made yesterday?”
“Yeah! I heard the chick wasn’t even interested in that stuff, but he really pulled a Christobal and worked some magic on her.”