chuffocate

Wearing trousers that pull up so tightly in the crotch that the chuff will be liable to suffocate (particularly if the trousers in question are of the man made variety).

If those trousers were any tighter she would chuffocate.

chuffocating

When your feeling chuffocated it means when you get water up your nose and you feel like your being suffocated when your really not

AYO I HOPE YOU GET CHUFFOCATED (chuffocated/chuffocating: when you get water up your nose and you feel like your being suffocated when your really not)