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1. to proceed from one church to another, attending mass after mass, religious services, and/or basement show(s);
similar to clubbing, but of the religious variety;
also churching;
2. like bitchin' but of more popish appeal;
1. We should totally go churchin' tonight: mass at 5 at St. Paul's, Confession before that at St. Leonard's, and later mewithoutYou at St. Peter's Basilica.
2. Did you see Father's moves; he's churchin'!
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A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.
New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.
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Churchin' is the process of flirting with multiple girls at the same time. Often occurs in the context of a church retreat or mission trip. Similar to Cakin' it, but with multiple parters.
(Michael walks in surrounded by a group of three girls.)
"Daaaamn Michael, stop churchin'!"
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monica takes her bong out and begins to take deep tokes in front of her new friend who does not in fact smoke. He gives her a look as though to say, i cant believe you do that. "you churchin me?" she says.
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To tell someone you'll hangout or be somewhere soon, but never show up on time if at all. Always uses bullshit ass excuses.
"Hey is michael coming over."
"Naw, he's churchin us."
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The act of publicly urinating in church spe. During service into a fountain or holy water trinket.
Judy: oh my god, did you hear about John churchinating during sermon yesterday?
Marge: what no, that's despicable!!
To attend a church service to say you went, but not to learn anything or get involved just to be able to say that you go to church. Also to attend church to remove guilt of what you did that week and do the same the next week...wash repeat.
Churchin:
Example :A
Bill: " Hey would you like to learn about what Jesus did for you so you could go to heaven?
Tom: No thanks brotha, i go to church already, i don't need to know that .
Example B:
Bill: "Church is a good place to go for help on getting clean from alcohol and drug addiction".
Tom: "I already know that, after i get trashed on Friday's and Saturday's i go to church and ask God to clean me up on Sunday's.