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The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.
Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.
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n. to masturbate alone while crying softly
"Is that Ben crying over there?" "no I think he is chutching"
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something that is banging or awesome
Your brother's ghetto car is chutch.
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Someone who engages in the act of chutching (masturbation while crying)
Tom is such a fucking chutch. All he does is bitch and moan.
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from the Greek "chutkis" meaning to sulk while concentrating on the art of masturbation
Grant couldn't seem to find a decent picture of Jenna Jameson, so he chutched about for an hour and then fell asleep.
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Chutch or closer to church, is similar to agreeing with someone... It's like saying "preach". Can be used by men and women.
Girl 1:He ain't shyt cuz he 45 and still live with his momma.
Girl 2: Girl Chutch!
A name given to a cousin you work with in the field of construction. Usually younger, perhaps an apprentice. Must be an actual relative.
Hey Chutch, we need some more lumber over here, if u ever come out of that port-a-potty! And a box of nails!
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