Chuzzler

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.

Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.

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chuzzler

NOUN:
Short for cum guzzler.

"That chick totally swallowed my load!"
"What a chuzzler!"

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Cum Chuzzler

Someone who sslowly chews someone elses cum for the pleasure of choking. on cum.

Hey you. Cum chuzzler.

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