Chwuffin

Chwuffin means "Chunky Dwarf Puffin". It's a method of describing someone who is a little round, short and resembles a puffin.

A chwuffin is often under 5'7, has very squishy cheeks, and is the least funny person you'll ever meet.

You see her over there? She's a chwuffin, just look how round and small she is.