CIF

Cum In Face. A sexual act.

Used for example, when describing services offered by escorts.

See also CIM, COB, OWO, FK, 69, A-Level.

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CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

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CIF

Looking at greeting cards is EMOTIONAL, and emotion stirs the POT. Card Induced Flatulence hits while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's CIF caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

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CIF

a faction in the government promoted to destroy all the things in this evil world that promote chubbiness

"o snap the CIF is comming hide that burger!"

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cif

cum on face

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Cif

To Cif is to moisten ones pants/trousers with excitement
Cif
Ciffing
Ciffed

Mate, that sandwich was so nice i nearly Ciffed myself

after i blew my load, she was covered if Cif

That girl needs her pants ciffing

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Cif goblin

Whoever accepts or steals cif gear knowing it isn't theirs

Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!