circumcision envy

A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!

Lee felt a sudden pang of circumcision envy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of arran

154👍 181👎