Clacka

Aussie slang for arse. Derived from the word cloaca which is a bird's vent, i.e. a bird only has one hole to shit, piss and root with. This amazing all-in-one hole is located on the underside of a bird's tail.

Birds reproduce using a sexual move called the 'clacka kiss', with the male and female birds putting their clacka's together so the male can shoot his load straight up his bitches' behind.

Goddam if Brett keeps on eating my chips I'm gonna kick him straight up the clacka!

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ones asshole apparently???

wtf that chik just shoved a fooball up her clacka

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a vagina........

dont make me smack your clacka

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an insult to a sibling or person on the street

Brad: OI!
Zia: WOT
Brad: You are the biggest, nastiest Clacka imaginable
Zia: k

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toim uzd two insulld yo bruvvah / sistah / whozevahs gotsa clacka !

sibling 1 : WHAT ARE YOU DOWNLOADING !!
sibling 2 : LIZZN HOE, FUNK OWF
sibling 1 : SMAK UR CLACKA !!

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Clacka-kicka

A Aussie bogan mole of low class, fowl mouthed &with the temperament of a cassowary usually holding a beer

That clacka-kicka, always causing trouble at the pub, like a crazy cassowary on heat...