clarg

A somewhat retarded and uncoordinated member of the tasmanian society. A source of amusement for most youths who know of him.

'Oh that was a bit of a clarg wasnt it?' (clarg in this instance meaning 'stupid thing', etc)
'Oh hi doctor clargrg, do you have a meatspin appointment later on today?'

Clarg

When your friend is too dumb to pronounce “clog” right

“The hemoglobin is causing the clarg”

Clarg

A somewhat retarded and uncoordinated member of the Tasmanian society (Australia). He considers himself rather athletic, but in fact he cant seem to kick a football without slipping over.

E.g 'Oh what a stupid thing to do.. clargrggrhhh'
'Ohh that was a bit of a clarg then wasnt it?'

clarge

The act of nothingness.

After a hard workout at the gym, Nelson nothing to do except to clarge.