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Breaks every girls' hearts and then glues them back together with gorilla glue only to break it again because it turns out he has heterosexual feelings for a fellow male.
Frequently plays the guitar and tries to appear as masculine as possible in order to deceive the female species.
I don't think you should date him, he looks like the type of guy to pull a clavienne on you
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Clavienne is a species of mamal from the gaylord group. Despite its short stature claviennes love to sing, its music has often been described as " cringeworthy" and " death-inducing" nevertheless claviennes sing for up to 12 hours a day in hopes of finding a mate. Finding a mate can take up to 34 years for the clavienne as it often has terrible taste in women.
(Claviennes' score once and then never again)
They are often found in the wetlands of gayland, philadelphia.
If u spot a clavienne in the wild, make sure to smash its guitar/ lute/banjo as they are known to use it violently when threatened.
Look harry! A wild clavienne! Lets smash its guitar.
I have only ever once seen a bignosed clavienne in the wild, I almost died listening to its requiem