When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career
dude i know jerome gave you a clay aiken last night
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1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"
"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GAY GAY GAY
good god clay aiken is extremely gay
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the biggest joke to come out in the entertainment industry since Richard Simmons.
That hobbit from the Lord of the Rings looks like Clay Aiken
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The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who donβt realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.
Clay Aiken fans like to lie to themeselves
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A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.
Person 1: Clay aikens gay?
Person 2: Agreed, Paco.
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