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Licking someone's public hair.
"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"
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PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS
My boyfriend really likes cleaning the carpet!
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to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair
Crap! I completely forgot that David's coming over tonight... I need to run home and clean the carpet.
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When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.
Jack ate his mothers hairs. Carpet Cleaning
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Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.
Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.
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Simply Deluxe Carpet Cleaning, is by far the nastiest most infestated place of employment on the face of the earth, and by infestated I mean deseased, AIDS, Hep C, Herpagondosyphilades, Gonareah etc... you name the desease, it is there.
If you want a desease goto D.C.C.
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