clearance from the tower

Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to do something fun with your friends and not her

I'd love to go to the bar Friday, but I need to get clearance from the tower first.

clearance from the tower

Approval from spouse to venture from home, to make a major purchase, or to explore a new sexual avenue with said spouse. See also approval from corporate.

Male person #1: So last night, I drove home "the back way."
Male person #2: Dude, did she kill you?
Male person #1: Nah, man. It was cool; I had clearance from the tower on final approach.

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