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Clericalism

(n.) Unrestrained and duplicitous homosexual activity.

"Sexual abuse is not about sex, it is about 'clericalism'." - Cardinal Blase Cupich

"Saying that 'No' to abuse means an emphatic β€˜No’ to all forms of clericalism.” - Pope Francis

Cardinal Theodore McCarrick liked to 'clerical' seminarians at his beach house on the Jersey Shore.

by J. Collins September 5, 2018

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cleric

1. In religion, a generic term for a religious leader; does not imply a specific religion or rank.

2. In business, a clerk; one who handles documents and filing systems.

3. In Roll Playing Gaming, aka RPG, a magic-practicing priest; generally a healer, but this may vary according to alignment.

People employ clerics to practice their religion for them so they won't have to practice their religion themselves.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

52πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


cleric

a holy priest specializing in healing magic and wards against the undead - devoted to helping others

that cleric just ressurected zaven

by derek March 15, 2004

48πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Cleric

Another way to say time for clam blaming.

It's Cleric, my Clam gots dibbs on that turtle!

by Taeko Hentie April 8, 2006

4πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


clerical psychologist

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a β€œclerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019


Grammaton Cleric

Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana.

Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane

Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds
Derp2: Must be a Grammaton Cleric

In the movie Equilibrium, Christian Bale is a total Grammaton Cleric

by space time lordf August 2, 2012

182πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


pocket cleric

noun. MMORPG jargon for NPC party members brought along for the sole purpose of healing human-controlled characters. Term originated in Dungeons & Dragons Online, where NPC hirelings are purchased from a store, and an icon for their contract appears in the character's inventory (i.e., in your pocket). Double-clicking the icon summons the pocket cleric to join the party, which he will follow like a stupid puppy, all too eager to apply band-aids to reckless berzerkers and click-mad zergers.

Dude, we got totally smeared on Tempest's Spine last night.

If you had room in the party, you should have taken a pocket cleric!

Yeah, like we want to take a retarded puppy up to fight Sor'jek. At least we might have made it that far, though.

by Skaught October 25, 2010