cleverity

n.

the intangible display of one's cleverness

Noob: So guys, what are you doing today?

Bro: Your mom.

Troll: Herp, bro you're cleverity is showing, derp.

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cleverity

Rhymes with severity. The art of being, or saying something
clever.

Roy Blount, Jr.'s new new book, Alphabet Juice, exhibits wit and cleverity in his definitions and usages.

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Clever

Describing someone smart,intelligent or witty
opposite of dumb

''man he's really clever!''

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Clever

Noun. An act of cleverness to get out of a bad situation.

Anon did a clever when he stabbed his arm when pulled over by the cops for drunk driving.

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Be Clever

The phrase " Be Clever " comes from the turkish phrase " Akilli ol " which literally does mean be clever. Although be clever does not make grammatical sense in the english language, it is shouted regularly by angry turks when they are trying to tell someone to shut the fuck up or just stop being a bitch.

Kanadali Esek: "everyone is a bitch grow some balls"
Big Turk Cem: "EVERYONE FUCK OFF, BE CLEVER!!!!"

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Clever

Witty, sharp, and quick.

This word is often used when one can't top a friend's joke or comeback.

Henrietta: A thought just crossed my mind...

Bennifer: It must've been a long and lonely journey.

Henrietta (sarcastically): Clever.

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cleverful

A person so smart that behaves foolishly as a consequence of his cleverness!

That guy is so cleverful... always getting in dumb situations because of his smart mouth.

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