clisp

Wholly cleaned and sanitary; having applied rubbing alcohol. Clean plus Crisp. Spotless.

I just cleaned the bathroom for 3 hours, and it is clisp in there.

Clisp

n., Med.: The particular speech impediment that occurs in a man as a result of working too hard for too long between his other half's thighs, resulting in complete exhaustion of the tongue and facial muscles.

John: 'OWH HI DATH - HOWTH IT GOIN'
Dave: 'Bloody hell John, that's a terrible clisp you've got there - how long did she keep you down there?!? Five, six , seven hours?...'