an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not
Jesus, you are a right clonker
58๐ 12๐
finger
drunken english bastardization, from the english word 'finger'
9๐ 7๐
A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.
Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.
12๐ 1๐
a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.
24๐ 5๐
A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.
Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.
9๐ 3๐
What fucking clonker man
Or
Look at that group of clonkers
5๐ 1๐
A woman with โbig โol tittsโ or a man with big man titts.
Dam she has some big clonkers you know hehe. Or hey Jimmy you got some big clonkers you go to the gym?