Cloquet

A small city that resides in the Minnesota that no one knows about. Also seems to be the only place where schools never close instead you get a two hour late start.
Person 1: He my school closed because this storm is giving us 12 inches, and is knocking down houses!
Person 2: Well Cloquet has a two hour fucking late start again.
Person 1: What is Cloquet?
Person 2: It's by the Iron Range. Southern of Duluth.
Person 1: Where is that?
Person 2: Oh my fucking god...

Cloquet is...wait, what is Cloquet?

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Cloquet

The one place everyone in Minnesota knows it exists but have no idea where because it’s on the highway
Also is better at sports than Esko
Voted blue

Oh you know where cloquet is?
Oh isn’t it south of Missouri

No that’s OK
This is CLOQUET

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