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A girl that you wouldn't expect to be a whore but she is in fact, one of the biggest whores in town. An undercover slut if you will.
Robert: Yo, this girl is a keeper man, she's literally so sweet.
Bob: Don't go for it bro, she's a closeted whore. Half the boys in town have ran through that.
Robert: Huh, I never would've guessed.
A nice, sweet, and seemingly decent girl who pretends to be a "goody good". In reality she is at college cheating on her boy friend back home, having flings with and making out with countless douchebag guys, and sucking dick when she gets drunk enough.
Joe: Turns out Megan is a closet whore.
Jon: Doesn't surprise me, they are everywhere now days.
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An awesome band started in Scottsdale, Arizona by Ellen and Jared when they were 16. Album comes out soon!
"Hey do you know any bands that sounds like-"
"Yeah, The Closet Whores"
"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"
"Didn't need to."
a girl who misleads others with her outside appearance of being a decent, sincere person but leads a secret life of banging every guy she can.
He thought she was the one, but it turns out she was a closet whore who had banged the whole basketball team. In one night.
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a seemingly innocent female by appearance, but secretly she leads a very permiscous lifestyle.
I would have never guessed that church girl back home to be a "closet whore."
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A woman or in fact occasionally a man who will not admit to either intentionality or unintentionally being a whore
A closet whore will flirt with EVERYONE but never admit or be aware of doing so. He/she is usually someone quite unexpected and who manages to keep most of their promiscuous behaviour under the radar!
Geeky, swatty chick: Lets play house! i'll be the door and you can slam me all night! I'll have to swear you to secrecy though!
Boy: umm okay sure!
Eavesdropper: Omg you are such a closet whore!
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The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.
We go out so little I'm starting to feel like a closet whore.