Clownjob

When someone who's dressed as clown gives you a blowjob, but you have a squeaky clown nose on the tip of your dick and every time they bop their head up and down, the nose squeaks.

Girl: "So tell me what kinda crazy shit you into honey"
Guy: "Well, I'd say my strangest kink is clownjobs. It's hot and hilarious"

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Clownjob

When a clown gives you a handjob.

Dude, that clown just gave Kevin a clownjob the other day.

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Clownjob

When a clown or someone impersonating a clown performs sexual acts with or on the common gear of a clown such as bike horns, whipcream pies, big, red shoes, a red nose, ect. It is common for the clown(s) to wear excessive face makeup to be smeared/ruined during such acts

Rodeo clowns are known to have clownjob orgies after a successful performance
or
His roommate caught him in the middle of a clownjob, balls deep in pie and shame behind his painted face

Clownjob

The act of paying a male clown to do all the things a clown normally would for personal amusement

Clown: Hey buddy! Want a clownjob?

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