clu

currently laughing uncontrollably (clu)
laughing uncontrollably (lu)
rolling on floor laughing uncontrollably (roflu)

Another less annoying version of 'lol'

Bronson:"I am currently laughing uncontrollably."
Tanthalas:"CLU!!!!111!!1!"
Bronson:"Exactly."

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Clus

Clus: clitoris in your arse
Clusticle: a dry, over ripe, out dated clus

You're a clus! (derogatory)
Whey clus! (greeting)
So, how's your clus? (in reference to another thing)
Oi, punce, your clusticle is showing.

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clued

- stuck to an object using dried body fluids - usually semen

- usually happens to the outer labia or tip of the penis getting stuck to the underwear a few hours after masturbating or not washing the genitals after having sex.

origin

(n) cum + (n) glue

We finished our track runs and now my shirt's clued to me.

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Clued-in

Opposite of "Clueless."

Knowing, in the loop; in possession of the right information.

His mother thought she was Clued-in, but she really knew nothing about what the kids were doing.

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The Clued

bad ass mother fucker slapping your bitch ass

that hoe was talking shit so The Clued clued her in with a nice 5 across the eyes

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Clu

When and a ooutfit is hella fire

That fit is clu my guy

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Blues Clued It

to figure something out. To put together various pieces of information to reach a logical conclusion based on the information gathered.
From the Childrens TV show where the host would discover what the Dog Blue wanted to do using 3 clues.

Mike:Ya i checked my GFs phone saw joe called her before she went "to the library" and noticed that she smelt of soomeones elses cologne.

Ike: Dude i Blues Clued It, shes cheating on you with joe.