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a less formal and more acceptable way of saying the word "cunt"
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A flute body played with a clarinet mouthpiece. Has a somewhat reedy, soprano-sax-like sound or flauta-de-millo (Colombian clarinetlike folk instrument).
Joey, let's play a joke on Mrs. Perrotta---take the mouthpiece off your flute and put a clarinet mouthpiece on it. Play it---it's a clute!
play it---it's a clutea!
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A small Texas town located in Brazoria County between Lake Jackson & Freeport. Clute girls arent as pretty as LJ girls but arent as ugly as Freeport girls. Dont be a fool wrap your tool because it seems Clute girls are extremely fertile. This is proven by the 90% of Clute girls under the age of 18 that have at least 1 child. The other 10% are trying or are too ugly to be having sex. Clute is home to many skeezas & grenades but the worst of them are the guys. Everyone sleeps with everyone & knows who slept with who. Clute guys usually play beerpong on the weekends and all proclaim to be unbeatable & drink more then their fellow "niggas". These men also proclaim to have huge dongs which unfortunately for the ladies isn't true. But if you are a Clute woman reading this you probably already know this because you have probably slept with almost every Clute male & most likely whoever you haven't slept with your friends have. Clute men spend most of their time playing COD or fixing up their trucks (that arent even fast except for 1 & dont look good except for maybe 5) with either their parents money or the money they making working at the local H-E-B or the plant. !!Fun Fact!! 75% of Mexicans in Clute either have been or are currently employed at H-E-B!!! Apparently the only requirement to getting a job at H-E-B is being 5'6 or shorter (preferably shorter & super dark). Another Fun Fact! 98.9% of the men that live in Clute have or will work in the plant for the rest of their lives.
Clute Guy 1- What are you doing Friday??
Clute Guy 2- Taking my ride to the Track.
Clute Guy 1- That piece of shit!?!?!
Clute Guy 2- I just installed a new cam last night its going to run like a champ!
Lake Jackson Guy- So i'm gonna beat you by 3 car lengths not 4
Ex 2
Pregnant Clute Girl 1- I can't believe he cheated on me with that stuck up Lake Jackson Slut.
Clute Girl 2- At least he didn't cheat on you with a Freeport skank, thats how i got herpes.
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An extremely large clitoris.
Something somewhere between a clitoris and a penis.
Also a derogatory term for a douchebag.
Yeah she was hot but she had a clute.
Shut up man you're such a clute.
Our coach is an ass...call him Cooch Clute!
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1.) The action of blowing on the clitoris to tickle it by whistling.
"While I was trying to clute her, I startled her, she farted, and said, 'I'm sorry.. That tickled the shit out of me.'"
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The worst school in Texas basically some junkyard that some numbskull decided it would be a good place to send dumbass kids who had their first kiss in kindergarten also the teachers are ex North Korean military drill sergeants that you have to say “yes sir” too. then the students act all tough like they are Hispanic gangsters with idiots yelling school shooting every single second and a few groups of gay kids, furries and straight up idiots they also say some shit in Spanish I don’t know since I only speak English and some German.
Student from clue intermediate:what up cuh *some shit in Spanish*
Other person:woah that’s gay
Clute intermediate student: *crying* *some insults in Spanish* wah wah your mean