coal troll

A sub species of Homo sapiens, hell-bent on demonstrating the extraordinarily small size of their genitals and IQ. They do this by revving their oversized diesel trucks or Little Dick Trucks and blowing black smog or Rolling Coal all over everyone, usually bikers and smarter people in smaller, more efficient cars.

Trent: You see that babe?! I totally just rolled coal all over that guy on his bike, pulling his kid in a trailer!
Cindy: You know what Trent? I'm over you and your little penis-overcompensating truck, low IQ and general douche baggery! You're just a fuckin' coal troll !

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Coal Troll

Black losers (redundant) that love to troll white people on the internet with accusations of racism, flipping everything into race, basically obsessing with race when they themselves are the true racist and blame white people for their inability to achieve anything positive in life based off of their ability to just be lazy in life.

White citizen comments in a football group on Facebook: “If you look at his stats, Colin Kaepernick was not a good quarter back.”

Coal Troll #1: “You just don’t like him cause you racist, white cracker”

White citizen: “how am I racist when you’re the one that used racial slurs.”

Coal Troll #2: “look at this white person using they white, Jedi mind tricks to try hide that they racist. Black people cant be racist, only whites, you white bread motherfucker.”

White citizen: “I’m not gonna

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