Anything using the likeness, music, and/or name of Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, or Nirvana that is considered corporate, desperate, or embarassing. Can also apply to the misuse or misinterpretation of Nirvana`s music.
Man, the Foo Fighters are a real cobane.
Kurt Cobain appearing in Guitar Hero 5 is a fuckin`cobane, man!
Krist Novoselic managed to avoid cobanes after Kurt`s suicide.
Courtney Love is the cause of most cobanes.
4π 5π
A fit, sexy boy that pulls all the girls. He has a nice personality and everyone loves him
Girl 1; omg have you seen coban!?
Girl 2; yea he's so hot
25π 10π
a big faggot who is really ugly and no girl will ever like his motherfuckin ass
39π 48π
someone who bum's off Nirvana
(see "bum off")
hey, jordan is paying six grand for kurt's old guitar
oh my god he is so cobanal
Coban is a name, typically meaning "Bad at sports" or "Unfit" Coban is usually a follower that has no mind of his own. A Coban will usually have to rely on his team-mates/Co-Workers in order to succeed.
"You are so bad at sports i'm surprised your not called Coban" or "You rely on us so much to succeed, your first name is probably Coban"
2π 6π
An angry female (preferably one whoβs done time) who takes a quick dump in her hand and hand slaps it into another females mouth to show her disapproval in front of a crowd.
That girl was so drunk at Danaβs party that Jane pulled a βKAYLA COBANE βon her !