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out of balance, needs straightening.
That picture is cockeyed.
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a girl who is looking for peninis is said to be cockeyed, or alternatively, to have cock in the eye
that chick's cockeyed
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a bitch whos looking for some action!1
I walked by this honey and she was looking at me cockeyed... woke up next to her this morning
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When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.
I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment
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When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.
Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?
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When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.
guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!
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Cockey is a Canadian sport invented on Saturday, August 14th, 2010. It was invented by two teenage girls (names unknown). Cockey combines the techniques of croquet with the style of field hockey. It was invented in a backyard by two BFF`s and is intended to be a competitive game for any one over the age of 3.
I hit the cock so hard!
Dayum that Cockey game is so intense!
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