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In the same vein as a cock block, a cock save is to save a cock from irreparable harm. "Irreparable harm" here can refer to an ugly/disease-ridden/non-human female, or to an embarrassing/potentially lethal inanimate object, any of which a healthy human penis should never come into contact in the fist place.
A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.
The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.
Mike: I was so drunk I almost fucked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. I mean I was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. What happened?
Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.
Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.
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v. 1. when your friends save you from from hooking up with an ugly or otherwise undesirable female (or if you're gay an undesirable male). 2. the act of saving your friend's cock when he is too drunk to do so for himself.
ant: cock block
"dude, my sister totally cock blocked me last night"
"man, did you see the girl you were with?... i'd say she cock saved you"
Opposite of cock blocked, instead of blocking your cock from access this act steers it towards greener pastures
Cock Saved: When i was about to go into my room with that uggo my friend stopped me. At the time i thought it was a cock block but upon having sobered up it was in fact a cock save.