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cocktop

The origin of this word is derived from "laptop". An unassuming word that gained popularity through numerous web based porn sites, FB chat and other mindless sites that promote hard don behind a keyboard and a deviant imagination. Can cause complete annihilation of a laptop due to unexpected meatpole bursts that can thrust the usersโ€™ laptop inexplicably across the room.

โ€œwas online last night and that cumdumpster caused spontaneous "cocktop", blew Grannysโ€™ piehole up like a queer in boystownโ€

by proguide December 1, 2009


cocktop

when a laptop lays on your boner whilst use.

Man, i love the warm feeling on my crotch when using my cocktop.

by BelizeanXY January 25, 2008

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