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n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"
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Urge for sex(usually women) wanting cock/penis.
"I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.
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A duck that is majorly known for raiding other bird's nests. They usually appear in large groups of up to 10000 ducks just to raid a single nest.
Large raids can often times be seen on twitch where people stream the raid and killing of innocent birds
Person A: Hey, have you seen those cockity's raiding the penguin nest?
Person B: Yes, cockity's really have become a threat to our local eco-system
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When you grab a dog by the cock and snip it off with a pair of Crayola safety scissors and feed it to the dog but mix in a hint of spicy cinnamon shortcakes and suck it out of the dogs asshole with a rusty metal straw.
"Man, his dog was being mean so I had to cockity snippit him"