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A double handed female masturbation technique preformed on your back with both legs in the air, sometimes while sleeping.
Did you see Mal cockroaching last night?
Yeh i think she finished in like 4 minutes.
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When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
In the heat of passion, my girlfriend started cockroaching me
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When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him
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(v) Knowingly inserting your penis into one's STD infested vagina without a condom.
"That girl was so hot that I did not even care that I was cockroaching her."
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Vile little crawling, flying, swimming bastards who have come from Satan
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Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.
and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.
and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.
Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.
Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-
Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"
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(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.
Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
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